Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
- John Mayer (via hefuckin)
- Dodinsky (via psych-facts)
Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”
I laughed to hard
Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
OH MY GOD.
- H. Jackson Brown Jr. (via hefuckin)
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet