hate it when people say
“don’t worry, there’s 6 billion people in this world, one of them is for you”
do I look like I’m going to travel around the world and meet all these 6 billion people
no
(via m-arionnette)
if your girl acts up and you wanna get back at her, find her fave pair of heels and file down the heel on one foot by like a half of an inch
And then watch her lose her shit
if your man does some shit like this, & you want to get back at him, get some bleach & pour it all over his shit . And then watch him lose his shit .
thats not even balanced you ham faced hoe
OMG DYING GUISE~
(via t-o-t-a-l-b-a-b-e)